I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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