3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Less talking, more tequila
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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