"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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