Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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