dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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