Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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