Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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