At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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