No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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