Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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