The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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