okay pat passed out under dana's car
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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