I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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