Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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