i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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