Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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