Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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