Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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