What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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