Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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