He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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