I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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