Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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