Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Randomize