grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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