He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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