windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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