I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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