Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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