Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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You're a waste of cheezeits
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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