He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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