her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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