The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
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