so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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