Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Randomize
