so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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