I just saw a hot homeless man
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
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She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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