I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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