covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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