theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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