That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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