My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
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and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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