Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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