Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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