Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
"it" just moved
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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