first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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