did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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