God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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