Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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