Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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