Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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