So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
