i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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