i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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