Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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