And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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